what the shit.

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

surprisebitch:

iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall niggas still think its a game

now thats an educational school trip

surprisebitch:

iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall niggas still think its a game

now thats an educational school trip

actionables:

IT’S BEEN A YEAR

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

alaskaroths:

Let’s talk about these double standards here.

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas. Both former disney stars. Both adults now. Both trying to express their real selves and get out of their disney phases.

When Miley started the transition, she got so much hate. Every celebrity news site was calling her a whore, saying how “inappropriate” it was for the former Hannah Montana star to be showing off her body in such a way, and even making fun of and shaming her body type. 

When Nick Jonas recently released these photos of himself grabbing his fucking dick, he got such a positive response. "Nick Jonas Grabs His Junk, Shows Off His Abs and Happy Trail in New Flaunt Photos" Everyone’s calling him “eye-candy”, and encouraging him. No one’s calling him a slut. No one’s calling him a whore. No one’s saying he’s a “bad role model”. 

I mean, just look at these two headlines and tell me this is fair treatment.

I’m so beyond done with this shit.

fionagoddess:

Sarah Paulson enters the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ taping at the Ed Sullivan Theater on October 7, 2014 in New York City.

Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were.
Me.  (via oraclesfox)